Solidus
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 | | Subject: Who would handle a zombie outbreak better Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney? Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:21 pm | |
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Trichos
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| | Subject: Re: Who would handle a zombie outbreak better Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney? Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:28 pm | |
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Newt Gingrich. He would just marry one zombie after another, wearing them out with his unique husband skills. Ultimately he can leave them while they're dieing for good, turning to the next single undead.
I see the flaw in his plan, though, since he'd only get rid of the female zombie population; Newt don't do that gay marriage abomination.
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Solidus
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| | Subject: Re: Who would handle a zombie outbreak better Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney? Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:30 pm | |
| I tend to agree. I think that Mitt Romney's solution would be to engage in leveraged buyouts of private military corporations, then load them up with debt, only to leave them bankrupt once the zombie apocalypse comes into full swing. |
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Trichos
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| | Subject: Re: Who would handle a zombie outbreak better Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney? Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:40 pm | |
| | Solidus wrote: | | I tend to agree. I think that Mitt Romney's solution would be to engage in leveraged buyouts of private military corporations, then load them up with debt, only to leave them bankrupt once the zombie apocalypse comes into full swing. |
On the other hand, Mormoney's track record as locust can be beneficial. During a FOX debate, he would reveal an elaborate strategy of cutting zombie jobs, making them dependent on welfare foodstamps – which the zombies can only get appeasing doggie food for. |
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