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Alfred Ashford
Raccoon Citizen
Posts: 51
Join date: 2011-04-03
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 | | Subject: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:29 pm | |
| Hello everyone.
I am aware that many of you have been under the illusion that I have been away for a long time. However I have now chosen to reveal to you that it was I who created this false perception of reality and that I in fact have never left this site. I have merely altered your awareness of time to carry out what I have been working on behind your backs without any trivial distractions from lesser ''people'' like yourselves.
Now that I am here, I would like to remind you that I am the most respected person in existence, and you will treat me as such. I expect a warm and hearty welcome, as well as detailed accounts of your overwhelming grief caused directly by my "absence".
Good day.
Alfred. |
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RaviorStygian
Umbrella Scientist
Posts: 920
Join date: 2011-01-02
Age: 17
Location: New York
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:02 pm | |
| You ripped off the wings of an innocent dragonfly and left him for dead through a slow, painful death of being pulled apart by ants.
You're sick. :\ How do you live with yourself. |
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Alfred Ashford
Raccoon Citizen
Posts: 51
Join date: 2011-04-03
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:26 pm | |
| | RaviorStygian wrote: | You ripped off the wings of an innocent dragonfly and left him for dead through a slow, painful death of being pulled apart by ants.
You're sick. :\ How do you live with yourself. |
That wasn't a Dragonfly. It was a Russian spy. |
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NiteKrawler
Admin
 NiteKrawler
Posts: 6700
Join date: 2009-03-15
Age: 25
Location: Indiana
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:49 pm | |
| Who are you? _________________ Leon Fanboys Please Click Here Wesker is officially dead: http://ps3.ign.com/articles/100/1006931p1.html | NiteKrawler wrote: | | Jamesy wrote: | | Fine you win NightCrawler |
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!! Who's up for round 2!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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ZombiePrincess
Cerberus
Posts: 303
Join date: 2009-10-07
Age: 17
Location: The Corner
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:58 pm | |
| So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out... |
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Mass Distraction
Moderator
Mass Distraction
Posts: 7427
Join date: 2009-09-15
Age: 21
Location: Finland
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:59 am | |
| Hi Alfred! Haven't seen you in a while. Busy hunting Claire with your sniper rifle? _________________ ~The Weapon of Mass Distraction~ COMMUNITY:Resident Evil Forums Chat Group: [link]Resident Evil Forums Facebook: [link]Come check my Let's Plays: [link]Gaming forum I'm moderating: [link] |
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Alfred Ashford
Raccoon Citizen
Posts: 51
Join date: 2011-04-03
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:37 pm | |
| I despise you all. I cannot stress that enough. |
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Alfred Ashford
Raccoon Citizen
Posts: 51
Join date: 2011-04-03
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:41 pm | |
| | ZombiePrincess wrote: | | So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out... |
So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout. |
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Monster Mash
Cerberus
Posts: 383
Join date: 2011-07-12
Location: In the lab
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:32 am | |
| | Mass Distraction wrote: | | Hi Alfred! Haven't seen you in a while. Busy hunting Claire with your sniper rifle? |
The same rifle that Claire used to shoot his dad in the stomach. Life's a bitch. |
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RaviorStygian
Umbrella Scientist
Posts: 920
Join date: 2011-01-02
Age: 17
Location: New York
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:51 am | |
| | Alfred Ashford wrote: | | ZombiePrincess wrote: | | So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out... |
So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout. |
Well, at least she isn't a byproduct, and was supposed to be born. |
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Mass Distraction
Moderator
Mass Distraction
Posts: 7427
Join date: 2009-09-15
Age: 21
Location: Finland
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:44 pm | |
| Alfred, even though you live in a mansion and all, try not to double post  _________________ ~The Weapon of Mass Distraction~ COMMUNITY:Resident Evil Forums Chat Group: [link]Resident Evil Forums Facebook: [link]Come check my Let's Plays: [link]Gaming forum I'm moderating: [link] |
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Alfred Ashford
Raccoon Citizen
Posts: 51
Join date: 2011-04-03
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:23 am | |
| | RaviorStygian wrote: | | Alfred Ashford wrote: | | ZombiePrincess wrote: | | So I believe my brain exploded trying to figure this one out... |
So I believe your brain explodes whenever you try to figure anything out. Must be hard, having the IQ of a trout. |
Well, at least she isn't a byproduct, and was supposed to be born. |
I am proud to be the byproduct of such perfection. My life is in service to my Queen. However, being genetically-engineered I am far superior to anyone else besides Alexia, therefore your pitiful attempts at insulting me are meaningless. You are a lesser being.
| Mass Distraction wrote: | | Alfred, even though you live in a mansion and all, try not to double post |
You're lucky to be alive. |
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Ghost Leader
Leech Zombie
Posts: 2302
Join date: 2008-12-20
Age: 28
Location: Watching you from behind my scope
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| | Subject: Re: I was never away. Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:57 am | |
| I watched your "Queen" undressing through the window the other night. She put on a nice little show when she realized I was watching, too.  |
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RaviorStygian
Umbrella Scientist
Posts: 920
Join date: 2011-01-02
Age: 17
Location: New York
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ZombiePrincess
Cerberus
Posts: 303
Join date: 2009-10-07
Age: 17
Location: The Corner
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