Yes. It's true.
Today I went to take a shower and sat my phone on the bathroom counter. Somehow, it ended up wiggling across the counter and smashing onto the floor. The Screen part of it disconnected from the keyboard so therefor it is useless. I was so pissed that stupid me punched a wall. Hard. And so it's extreamly fucking hard to type with one hand. I will still be posting but nonetheless. I learned a lesson today. Walls are not the smartest thing to punch.

Neither are refrigerators. I should know...Ouch.

I always punch a pillow if I get frustrated or angry.

I punch anything that is in front of me when I am angry. I just had to learn that pain is just fear leaving the body.

Pain doesn't really bother me. Just still pissed about the phone. Got a stupid replacement and it's just some gay little prepaid thing my sis had that I put my SIM into. Dad refuses to get my upgrade till September when I turn 17

ive never broken a bone *knocks on wood*. wenevr im pissed its uzulally @ cod and i just start punching my couches

Aside from my hand I've broke my finger three times. And my nose twice plus I had it cut open so the middle bone was disconnected from my face. I also messed me right knee up in a car wreck when my 200something pound Uncle's seat broke and his full weight plus the seat landed on me. And I messed my left knee up skateboarding.

Listing our accidents now? Awesome.

I really haven't had it that bad but I've broke my left arm twice (once you could see the bone), cracked my canines (now they're sharp!), broken my ribs and a lot of other cuts here and there making me have more scars than what would be reasonable.

*brofist*

I've only broken my nose.

The second time I broke my nose wasn't my fault. It was my boyfriends. He attacked me in the hall (cuz I'm super ticklish) so he was tickling me and I twitched out and my face slammed against the wall and there was a really loud crack and everyone died laughing. I didn't cry tho! He felt horrible and tried to kiss it but that just made it hurt. In the end, it was a big joke with my friends about how I wouldn't "Make him a sammich". I told all the preps that I got in a fight with a pandasorusrex. They were confuzed as shit.

(Now that I think about it, I've never cried over pain)

Oh. I also forgot to mention that I busted my head open. Really dumb choices.

My fridge definitely won, but I didn't break anything. The last two bottom knuckles of my right hand are lower than the others now though. Not noticeably so though.

ZombiePrincess wrote:

I told all the preps that I got in a fight with a pandasorusrex.

You mean this?

Spoiler:

The worst physical accident that has happened to me was when I was in 1st grade. My dad had been drinking and we were driving in a smaller city and he ran a red light and smacked into another vehicle. The glovebox flew open and my chin smashed into the edge of it as it opened and rip the skin on my chin back so you could see the bone. It remains as the most noticeable scar on me. The other injuries from that accident were burn marks from the seat belt and the fact that I went cross eyed for a few months. I'm totally better now though! Yay me.

I jumped on a nail! Wheee!